What is my life?? For those who are not aware, there is a very special woman in our life whose name is Delores. Why this name you ask? It all started on our trip to THE Alpharetta, GA for Spring Break 2010. Upon our arrival Maria, Mel and I were greeted by a "bottom-less" manikin draped in jewels and lingerie. My aunt Tree and cousin Liz found her in their neighborhood woods covered in dirt and debris. They took her into their home where she is now a part of the family. But alas! She was victim to a tragic accident which impaled her bottom half, leading to the loss of her body from the bellybutton down! While we are not sure of the exact story, we have surmised is has something to do with a tractor and childhood experiences. The truth is still unknown (Any information can be posted to my page...a reward may be offered depending on the content!) In any case, the three of us left for the beach and thought it only fair that we take along Delores. Afterall, any woman who is devoid of her womanhood should not be without some sort of wild weekend. She boozed it up, let loose and kept up with our vacation experiences. She certainly made a reputation for herself in Panama City, FL. Her legacy is epic! Sadly, we had to leave her in GA. Turns out she has a different sort of reputation to uphold in her hometown. What sort of sisters would we be to tear her away from normalcy??
Our lives have never been the same without our dear friend, however Melissa left me the best surprise ever which I found upon my return to 13th. I was greeted with a poster of "D", framed in the finest cherry wood finish our local Goodwill has to offer. She stares out into our livingroom from the fireplace, seductively holding back her 80's style perm, exposing her collarbones with sit atop a black button-up vest with gold buttons down the front. Clad in her bright red lip liner, darkened lids, red hot tights and silver peep toes pumps, D has successfully established herself as our best aesthetic to our humble abode. So here's to you, Delores! We can only aspire to acheive your level of greatness. Cheers! DELIGHT!
Our lives have never been the same without our dear friend, however Melissa left me the best surprise ever which I found upon my return to 13th. I was greeted with a poster of "D", framed in the finest cherry wood finish our local Goodwill has to offer. She stares out into our livingroom from the fireplace, seductively holding back her 80's style perm, exposing her collarbones with sit atop a black button-up vest with gold buttons down the front. Clad in her bright red lip liner, darkened lids, red hot tights and silver peep toes pumps, D has successfully established herself as our best aesthetic to our humble abode. So here's to you, Delores! We can only aspire to acheive your level of greatness. Cheers! DELIGHT!
Above is a picture of D and I delighting in a toddy before hitting the beach!
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